top 3 fried chicken joints

This is a hard one but between KFC Church's and Popeye's im gonna have to put Church's first because they have pretty good deals and their service is beyond exceptional I love their chicken the most. I would put KFC third for torchering chickens and pumping them with steroids but I could honestly care less about animal rights at all I just like hittin' me up a bucket of the extra crispy with a large grape soda with free refills free refills for a bargain. Im putting Popeye's last because they ran out of chicken in Minnesota for like a day and that turned the ghetto upside down there was alot of homicides that night which explains all the gunshots that I heard on my way there I dont know wats harder tryin to get me sum chicken or trying to beat the child support system. Like I got 12 kids at home ready hungry mouthwaterin' n s*** thirsty for sum chicken and they were up in there false advertising Im suprised there wasnt any drive-bys up in there I lost 4 of my kids that night cause they starved, it was a sad day in Minneapolis........