Obviusly im gonna be a spartan. Why? BECAUSE THEYRE BADASS!!!!!
The first thing id do would be front kick chief in the stomach into the pit of death and yell: This is spartaaaaaaaaa!!!!! After that my life would be filled with glorius wars and campaigns and Id be the king of Sparta even though no one lives there anymore, but thats ok Id have huge biceps, chizzled abs and a massive manly beard. Id go to war against Russia and probably win since Im a Spartan king and im a tank at fighting and im unstoppable. Id cut a bloody path around the entire globe without mercy slaughtering any who oppose me. When ive annihalated Europe, Asia and Africa Id just swim to North America because Id be in beast mode and id go slaughter everyone that wants to mess around and after I take over the world Id give our planet a new name: Sparta. Then since im spartan and i can clearly do anything id go to space and go to war against other alien nations carving a bloody path through the galaxy, and eventually ruling it.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Public Dispays of Dissafection: My Response
The purpose of this article seems to be to inform the reader of the pros and cons of cell phone use around the globe. The Three main points of this article are the benifits of having a cell phone with regards to if someone goes missing or is lost, if you lock your keyes in the car while away from home, and statitistics of injuries and fatalities involving cell phone use.
Now, the first Two points that the author makes are very benificial, however 6000 deaths and 500,000 injuries caused by distracted drivers is terrifying, as well as the increase in brain cancer by 25 percent since 1973.
Personally I believe that it is okay to use cell phones in most cases, and they are the best thing you can possibly have in an emergency. Movie theatres and classes however aren't the right places for them, and society does have a massive amount of room for improvement with regards to public cell phone use. Everyone obviusly has their own opinions on the subject and in the big scheme of things mine does'nt really matter, but I think that any cell phone use while operating any vehicle should be illegal, and punishable by death, preferebly public by firing squad, ok thats a little harsh a fine should suffice nicely actually. Public places like theatres and schools probly should be allowed to consider cell phone jammers, however if there's
some kind of emergency in one of those places then the person wanting to call the authorities would be in some cases able to sew the establishment. So while I agree that cell phones are the best thing someone can have for an emergency I think that people should work on their etiqette with cell phones.
Now, the first Two points that the author makes are very benificial, however 6000 deaths and 500,000 injuries caused by distracted drivers is terrifying, as well as the increase in brain cancer by 25 percent since 1973.
Personally I believe that it is okay to use cell phones in most cases, and they are the best thing you can possibly have in an emergency. Movie theatres and classes however aren't the right places for them, and society does have a massive amount of room for improvement with regards to public cell phone use. Everyone obviusly has their own opinions on the subject and in the big scheme of things mine does'nt really matter, but I think that any cell phone use while operating any vehicle should be illegal, and punishable by death, preferebly public by firing squad, ok thats a little harsh a fine should suffice nicely actually. Public places like theatres and schools probly should be allowed to consider cell phone jammers, however if there's
some kind of emergency in one of those places then the person wanting to call the authorities would be in some cases able to sew the establishment. So while I agree that cell phones are the best thing someone can have for an emergency I think that people should work on their etiqette with cell phones.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
"Still Alice" by Lisa Genova.
To be completely honest, Im not particularly liking this novel very much other than the ammount of connectins I can make to it with regards to my grandfathers alzheimers/dementia, so over all its just been really quite depressing and i cant seem to invest myself emotionally in the story no matter how much I try, because its pretty obvius whats going to happen in the story. anyhow heres one of the things I found myself connecting too with regards to my grandfathers sickness.
Pg 159 line 6.
"What was it called? Not mayonaisse. No it was too thick, like butter. what was its name? she pointed her butter knife at it. "John, can you pass that to me?"John handed her the tub of white butter. She spread a thick layer onto one of the bagel halves and stared at it. She knew exactly how it would taste, and that she liked it,but she couldn't bring herself to bite int it untill she could tell heself its name. Lydia watched her mother studying her bagel. "Cream cheese Mom". Right. Cream cheese. thank you, Lydia."
This passage reminds me of my grandfather, because he also knows what certain things are,
but will forget what their called such as calling snow white stuff. I suppose this isn't quite as
horrible as it will be when he starts forgetting who I am, but it's still very depressing as its
innevitable that it's only going to get worse.
To be completely honest, Im not particularly liking this novel very much other than the ammount of connectins I can make to it with regards to my grandfathers alzheimers/dementia, so over all its just been really quite depressing and i cant seem to invest myself emotionally in the story no matter how much I try, because its pretty obvius whats going to happen in the story. anyhow heres one of the things I found myself connecting too with regards to my grandfathers sickness.
Pg 159 line 6.
"What was it called? Not mayonaisse. No it was too thick, like butter. what was its name? she pointed her butter knife at it. "John, can you pass that to me?"John handed her the tub of white butter. She spread a thick layer onto one of the bagel halves and stared at it. She knew exactly how it would taste, and that she liked it,but she couldn't bring herself to bite int it untill she could tell heself its name. Lydia watched her mother studying her bagel. "Cream cheese Mom". Right. Cream cheese. thank you, Lydia."
This passage reminds me of my grandfather, because he also knows what certain things are,
but will forget what their called such as calling snow white stuff. I suppose this isn't quite as
horrible as it will be when he starts forgetting who I am, but it's still very depressing as its
innevitable that it's only going to get worse.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Super power of the century
We were asked the question of which super power we could have if we could have any super power we wanted. mine personally would have to be to literally engage beast mode, in which case i would shape shift into any animal i want to complete any task that couldnt be done by a human. for example, if someones bugging me i can just morph into a kodiak bear like bjorn from the hobbit or a silver back gorilla and just lay a beast mode smack down upon them. Or if i have to go on a stealth mission id shapeshift into a black cat so i can creep around everywhere inconspiquisly. and if i gotta get across a lake id just turn into a shark and swim and get there super fast. This could potentially be a very useful super power and i think it would constantly come in handy for me.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Journal Entry
In the book "A Child Called It" a young boy named David is bruttally abused mentally and physically by his hellish excuse of a mother. He is horribly beaten, neglected and starved throughout the time that he lives with his parents and brothers. What astonishes me in this story is how david never gave up, despite his arm being put against a stove burner and having a dirty diaper smushed against his face, he kept going, figuring out new ways to get food, or be injured just a bit less. It absolutely amazed me the level of strength and perserverance that he was capable of. Some of the pain he overcame is just incredible, one of the events that really stood out to me was when he cleans an infected stab wound on his own, i absolutely coudnt believe it, it was like a scene out of Rambo!! Seriusly though the things David overcame just flabbergasted me and made me realize how lucky so many of us are to not be horribly treated as a child like he was.
Macbeth act one
Key points of act 1 -
-Banquo tells Macbeth that he must kill Duncan to be king
-Macbeth dreams about a dagger floating above him
-Lady Macbeth convinces Macbeth to kill Duncan
-Macbeth murders Duncan
-Macbeth returns to lady Macbeth and is covered in blood
-Macbeth frames the guards for the killing
-Macbeth takes the throne
If I were to remake a Macbeth scene I would do a more modern version with nun chucks and other modern weapons but I would also have a good fight scene with swords in there too. I would make Macbeth chase a dagger in his dream and not just lay there. Macbeth wouldn't just stab Duncan in his sleep, they would have a duel and have Duncan fall down several flights of stairs. Even though Macbeth has a sword I would make him karate chop Duncan's throat to kill him. Finally Macbeth would have an epic scene of him washing his hands of Duncan's blood.
-Banquo tells Macbeth that he must kill Duncan to be king
-Macbeth dreams about a dagger floating above him
-Lady Macbeth convinces Macbeth to kill Duncan
-Macbeth murders Duncan
-Macbeth returns to lady Macbeth and is covered in blood
-Macbeth frames the guards for the killing
-Macbeth takes the throne
If I were to remake a Macbeth scene I would do a more modern version with nun chucks and other modern weapons but I would also have a good fight scene with swords in there too. I would make Macbeth chase a dagger in his dream and not just lay there. Macbeth wouldn't just stab Duncan in his sleep, they would have a duel and have Duncan fall down several flights of stairs. Even though Macbeth has a sword I would make him karate chop Duncan's throat to kill him. Finally Macbeth would have an epic scene of him washing his hands of Duncan's blood.
2 really awesome things
One of the most awesome things is getting up on a saturday morning, with the entire house to yourself and making a tasy breakfast and a whole pot of coffee with no one else around. Being able to sit and think to myself whille peeling a boiled egg is something i find to be very relaxing and enjoyable.
Another awesome thing is a good violent action movie. Sometimes you just need to watch a bad A-word kick the absolute snot out of some thugs or watch an epic war filled with furious battle cries and some harsh epic opera sounding music, or witness a kung fu master just own like 50 dudes. Quite often a big fat plate of nachos or a box of wings from chesterfried goes together quite nicely with a violent film.
Another awesome thing is a good violent action movie. Sometimes you just need to watch a bad A-word kick the absolute snot out of some thugs or watch an epic war filled with furious battle cries and some harsh epic opera sounding music, or witness a kung fu master just own like 50 dudes. Quite often a big fat plate of nachos or a box of wings from chesterfried goes together quite nicely with a violent film.
Friday, December 10, 2010
The Black Death
The black death was one of the deadliest pandemics in human history, it occured in Europe between 1348 and 1350. It is often thought to have been an outbreak of wats known as the bubonic plague. It was thought to have started in China, it travelled along the Silk Road and had reached the Crimea by 1346. From there, most likely carried by insects and on the rats that were often on merchant ships, it spread throughout the Mediterranean and Europe.The Black Death is estimated to have killed 30% – 60% of Europe's population, reducing the world's population from what was around 450 million to between 350 and 375 million in 1400.. It took 150 years for Europe's population to recover. The plague returned at various times, killing more people, until it left Europe in the 19th century. The most common symptom of the disease was buboes in the groin, the neck and armpits, which would ooz pus and bleed when breached. This was followed by fever and the throwing up blood and respiritory problems. Most victims died within two to seven days after infection.The modern bubonic plague has a mortality rate of thirty to seventy-five percent and symptoms including fever of 38–41C (101–105 f), headaches, painful aching joints, nausea and vomiting. If untreated, of those that contract the bubonic plague, 80% die within eight days
Monday, December 6, 2010
3 reasons to turn down a marriage proposal.
1. The spouse doesn't have a lot of money. You cant run a marriage if your the only one bringing in all the income. If your wife is only making minimum wage or doesn't have a even job the last thing you should be doing unless your Charlie Sheen and shes insanely attractive and you wanna get back at your ex is marry her. If she has little or no money your already paying for a wedding and a honeymoon (that's if your lucky enough that her parents even like you) like you gotta think about these things.
2. She already has like 3 or 4 kids and her body is ravaged from child birth. Not only will it be likely that she wont want more kids but you will probably be dealing with her dickhead ex husband whom you would jump at the chance of throwing out of a plane. Oh and shes probably overweight or obese from the kids, in which case you should ask yourself why your even with this women? if your dealing with any of these circumstances just run, okay get outta there run like the wind run like that goofy dude played by tom hanks in that movie just leave, reject her, cheat, whatever it takes trust me.
3. She just ain't giving it up. Bro if your lady isn't givin it up before marriage then don't do it this means she just wants to get freaky for kids in which case shes gonna be pregnant after u did it like twice then shes gonna be overweight after and possibly wanting another, so you get it on again for the first time in 9 month and what happens? Oh big shocker shes pregnant again! Now your not getting any for another 9 months and shes just gained more weight from her weird cravings and whacked out hormone nonsense. Now you have 2 screaming children and a fatty KFC eating wife and you've been laid only like 3 times in almost 2 years of marriage like how sad is that? now, this is common in Catholic or Christian women, who have tendencies for waiting for marriage to get it on in which case your stuck with kids almost immediately, actually you know what don't wait for a stupid proposal just peace right out of that relationship as soon as you figure out that shes religious don't even waste your time just get out you'll be glad you did.
2. She already has like 3 or 4 kids and her body is ravaged from child birth. Not only will it be likely that she wont want more kids but you will probably be dealing with her dickhead ex husband whom you would jump at the chance of throwing out of a plane. Oh and shes probably overweight or obese from the kids, in which case you should ask yourself why your even with this women? if your dealing with any of these circumstances just run, okay get outta there run like the wind run like that goofy dude played by tom hanks in that movie just leave, reject her, cheat, whatever it takes trust me.
3. She just ain't giving it up. Bro if your lady isn't givin it up before marriage then don't do it this means she just wants to get freaky for kids in which case shes gonna be pregnant after u did it like twice then shes gonna be overweight after and possibly wanting another, so you get it on again for the first time in 9 month and what happens? Oh big shocker shes pregnant again! Now your not getting any for another 9 months and shes just gained more weight from her weird cravings and whacked out hormone nonsense. Now you have 2 screaming children and a fatty KFC eating wife and you've been laid only like 3 times in almost 2 years of marriage like how sad is that? now, this is common in Catholic or Christian women, who have tendencies for waiting for marriage to get it on in which case your stuck with kids almost immediately, actually you know what don't wait for a stupid proposal just peace right out of that relationship as soon as you figure out that shes religious don't even waste your time just get out you'll be glad you did.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
10 things I am going to accomplish in my life.
1. Graduate.
2. Move out of my parent's house.
3. Move into my aunt's basement suite after aquiring work.
4. Go to colledge.
5. Get a new car hopefully a chrysler 300.
6. Build a hobbit hole, it would be an awesome place to hide and camp. It will be a good place to store weapons and bottles of water for 2012.
7. Buy a Sasquatch costume to screw with people.
8. Get married.
9. Have several kids.
10. Become a firefighter.
2. Move out of my parent's house.
3. Move into my aunt's basement suite after aquiring work.
4. Go to colledge.
5. Get a new car hopefully a chrysler 300.
6. Build a hobbit hole, it would be an awesome place to hide and camp. It will be a good place to store weapons and bottles of water for 2012.
7. Buy a Sasquatch costume to screw with people.
8. Get married.
9. Have several kids.
10. Become a firefighter.
Monday, November 1, 2010
A Moral Dilemma
Well, I think I would save the Mona Lisa to be honest. I would really hate to be to blame for the Mona Lisa being destroyed there would probly be a hit on me or something crazy like that. And as much as i hate to say it, the death of an elderly woman who i do not know would probly not bother me too much and i would probly be rewarded for saving the Mona Lisa by someone or perhaps could just sell it. Besides the police will not blame me for the woman's death and the woman's family will quite likely be happy anyway because they'll get to recieve their inheritence from her. Like really I could care less about some 92 year old in a museum im sorry its i little bit cold I know but a several billion dollar reward for the Mona Lisa sounds pretty good to me.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Rant on taco time and how the bell is the superior franchise
I am so sick of Taco Time man! They got nothing I hate them they're a bunch of fools no one even likes them. They sell they're tacos for like super expensive its a total rip off. The workers there deserve to be shot, urinated on then set on fire. Taco Bell should just launch a campaign against taco time and just burn them to the ground they'd be doing us all a collossal favor. It'd just be like no more stupid Taco Time anymore. And whats with their commercials with that Mexican chick doin the commercials like whats her problem? She like thinks shes all that, its like come on your doing commercials for Taco Time and you think your a model this is nonsense!! If i could I would deport her and her kids (who were obviusly accidents) straight back to friggin' Mexico!! Oh my God Taco Time makes me so mad like look how long this rant is! Ahh screw it whos with me for egging Taco Time on halloween then we'll just hit up the bell after!! Seriusly though imagine working at the bell all bummed out because its halloween and you gotta work all night, but then these awesome people come in and they just egged Taco Time!! Like how stoked would you be? Well probly be gettin some free bell box meals up in there. Seriusly though Taco Time sucks, Taco Bell's way better. We're eggin' those fools!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
top 3 fried chicken joints
This is a hard one but between KFC Church's and Popeye's im gonna have to put Church's first because they have pretty good deals and their service is beyond exceptional I love their chicken the most. I would put KFC third for torchering chickens and pumping them with steroids but I could honestly care less about animal rights at all I just like hittin' me up a bucket of the extra crispy with a large grape soda with free refills free refills for a bargain. Im putting Popeye's last because they ran out of chicken in Minnesota for like a day and that turned the ghetto upside down there was alot of homicides that night which explains all the gunshots that I heard on my way there I dont know wats harder tryin to get me sum chicken or trying to beat the child support system. Like I got 12 kids at home ready hungry mouthwaterin' n s*** thirsty for sum chicken and they were up in there false advertising Im suprised there wasnt any drive-bys up in there I lost 4 of my kids that night cause they starved, it was a sad day in Minneapolis........
Monday, September 20, 2010
What i would change in the past
I would go back in time to assassinate Fidel Castro since nobody seems smart enough to do so. Ill disguise as a bodygaurd by getting a mask to look like the actual dude like in the Mission Impossible movies and then give him a cigar thats packed with c4 so that when he smokes it it blows up in his face like a fat load of ummm..... nevermind but ya my diobolical maser plan willl totally work mwahahahahahahahahah. Its pretty simple i just gotta get the stuff somehow then get into Cuba then kill a bodygaurd then scan his face to make a replica mask of his face, then go chill with Fidel and give him the sabotaged cigar his head goes kaboom then I peace right outta Cuba on a boat so i gotta make sure my towels are ready.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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