Obviusly im gonna be a spartan. Why? BECAUSE THEYRE BADASS!!!!!
The first thing id do would be front kick chief in the stomach into the pit of death and yell: This is spartaaaaaaaaa!!!!! After that my life would be filled with glorius wars and campaigns and Id be the king of Sparta even though no one lives there anymore, but thats ok Id have huge biceps, chizzled abs and a massive manly beard. Id go to war against Russia and probably win since Im a Spartan king and im a tank at fighting and im unstoppable. Id cut a bloody path around the entire globe without mercy slaughtering any who oppose me. When ive annihalated Europe, Asia and Africa Id just swim to North America because Id be in beast mode and id go slaughter everyone that wants to mess around and after I take over the world Id give our planet a new name: Sparta. Then since im spartan and i can clearly do anything id go to space and go to war against other alien nations carving a bloody path through the galaxy, and eventually ruling it.
